Quark Enthusiast Gifts

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Inflatable Duck Boat

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

The nuclear physicist's duck.

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

So, do you have any hidden talents?

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

River Source

He's not going to say anything. He just likes to lick his glove.

Veterinary Clinic. No, it's not a "wading" room.

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

Einstein was never very good with the easy ones.

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

"We're all good here. . . thanks anyway."

"Have you met my wing man?"