Quarky Scientist Gifts

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

No Swimming Allowed

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Chemical term for an unpleasant family of maladjusted alkanes.

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

"Please, George...not here!"