Quarky Scientist Prints

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

No Swimming Allowed

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Chemical term for an unpleasant family of maladjusted alkanes.

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

"Please, George...not here!"

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.