Quark Enthusiast Pillows

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

The nuclear physicist's duck.

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

So, do you have any hidden talents?

River Source

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

"We're all good here. . . thanks anyway."

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.