Zen Quester Gifts

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"Do me next."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Unguided imagery

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Man showing in the rain.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Fitness guru.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"I don't know what went wrong."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Yoga To-Do

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"You've been served."