Zen Hunter Gifts

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Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Man showing in the rain.

Zenemies.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Unguided imagery

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Fitness guru.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Guru.

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class