Zen Lover Gifts

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Dog yoga

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Where Indian ink came from.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

Working from OM.

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Zoo ice cream stands

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

City Zoo