Zen Lover Pillows

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Dog yoga

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Where Indian ink came from.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

"The bagels are better in New York."

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

Working from OM.

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

5 Second Rule!

Zoo ice cream stands

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

City Zoo