
Where Indian ink came from.
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Where Indian ink came from.
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"Staff support"
Copycats
Zombie standup
Squeezing the Free Press.
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)
'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
"You're going to hate yourself."
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?
"It's OK, I'm preordained."
"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."
"He's having a hard time finding work."
"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.
"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."
'Have you tried pulling the udders?'
'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)
Cut Price
'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'
"That's it. We’re toast."
"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"
"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."
Backfire
"Are your eel rolls electric?"
'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'
Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.
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