This is not my favourite 4B pencil....this is my 2B pencil, which I now use to halve my carbon footprint.
Pencil Pun Lover Pillows
Add a touch of humor and personality to their space with our cozy pillows featuring witty pencil pun designs—comfort and comedy in one.
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
"Staff support"
Copycats
Zombie standup
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
"You're going to hate yourself."
"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."
"It's OK, I'm preordained."
Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."
"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.
"He's having a hard time finding work."
'Have you tried pulling the udders?'
'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)
'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'
"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."
Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.
'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'
"Are your eel rolls electric?"
"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."
Backfire
"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"
Assault 'n' Vinegar
Cut Price
"That's it. We’re toast."
Pencil Pun Lover Pillows Collection
Pencil Pun Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of pencil pun mugs—filled with humor and perfect for every creative coffee lover.
Pencil Pun Lover Prints
Decorate with clever pencil pun prints—artful and humorous designs for any artist’s wall.
Pencil Pun Lover T-Shirts
Discover witty pencil pun t-shirts that let the world know your love for wordplay and drawing.