Paper And Pen Lover Pillows

Squeezing the Free Press.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Where Indian ink came from.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Je Suis Charlie

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Spilled Ink

How to write

Cut out and keep Socrates.