Pen And Ink Lover Pillows

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Squeezing the Free Press.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Je Suis Charlie

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Weapens of Mass Instruction

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

Pencil sharpeners in hell

Hopeless Romantic - "I wandered lonely as a hat..."

The Venerable Bede

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Spilled Ink

How to write

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".