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Quentin Blake

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Squeezing the Free Press.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Biro Diversity

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Je Suis Charlie

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

Hopeless Romantic - "I wandered lonely as a hat..."

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Steadman - The Early Years.

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

Spilled Ink

The Venerable Bede

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

How to write