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Steadman - The Early Years.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Squeezing the Free Press.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Where Indian ink came from.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Biro Diversity

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Weapens of Mass Instruction

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Je Suis Charlie

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Biro Security

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

Hopeless Romantic - "I wandered lonely as a hat..."

Spilled Ink

The Venerable Bede

A writer goes sailing.