Vintage Pen Lover T-Shirts

'Opps!'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Squeezing the Free Press.

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Where Indian ink came from.

Military Medals

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Opening the Barrel

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Biro Diversity

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.