Pen Enthusiasts Pillows

"Damn! God gave me that pen."

'Fortunately, our decline was slowed here when the marker ran dry.'

Quill from a hedgehog.

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Pendemic

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Squeezing the Free Press.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Where Indian ink came from.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Je Suis Charlie

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

Spilled Ink

"I'll pencil you in for recess."