Zero Lover Pillows

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"We've made great progress!"

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Cosmonaut

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Math Teacher

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Homo Zapiens

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

Astronaut love

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

Francois Rabelais

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Director: US Space Research.

'I love wearing my little black number.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour