Zero Lover T-Shirts

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"We've made great progress!"

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Cosmonaut

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Math Teacher

Homo Zapiens

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Astronaut love

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

Francois Rabelais

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Rocket science for beginners.

Director: US Space Research.

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour