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"I'm going to call it zero."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Dorothy and Toto

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

The Inner Dog.

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

The New Age Dentist.

Taking to the sky...

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.