Zero Enthusiast Mugs

"I'm going to call it zero."

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

Packaging Russian Dolls

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Dorothy and Toto

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

The Inner Dog.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

The New Age Dentist.

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Taking to the sky...