Offline Enthusiast Mugs

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"I just wanted to tell you how much I love that you don't have a podcast."

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

The Luddite Society

I'm not active on social media. I heard some people there are aggressively trying to grab eyeballs, and that sounds like something I want to avoid.

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

'It's so refreshing to meet someone who doesn't blog.'

"Get off the internet and get a life."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Holiday cottage

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Clandestine cows.

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

Internet Name Tags.

Immigrating to the City

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

Man and woman with laundry