Offline Enthusiast Prints

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"I just wanted to tell you how much I love that you don't have a podcast."

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

The Luddite Society

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

'It's so refreshing to meet someone who doesn't blog.'

"Get off the internet and get a life."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Holiday cottage

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"She gets her musical ability from me."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Immigrating to the City

Internet Name Tags.

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

Man and woman with laundry

Internet Addict Anonymous

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."