Unplugged Enthusiast Prints

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

A man cheers

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

Internet Name Tags.

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

Internet Addict Anonymous

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"It must be his beeper."

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

'I and my Blog'

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'