Unplugged Enthusiast Gifts

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

A man cheers

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

Clandestine cows.

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Internet Name Tags.

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

Internet Addict Anonymous

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

'I and my Blog'

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

"It must be his beeper."

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'