Unplugged Explorer Gifts

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Computer games

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Downloads.

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