Off-the-grid Explorer Gifts

"How long have you been out of the workforce?"

Now leaving your cell phone range.

Sign by house with outside toilet reads: 'Brd, breakfast and flashlight.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

Got Facebook and Twitter, but I forgot to post about being off-the-grid to Instagram.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"The government is comin' to take away our freedom. Barricade yourself inside, Marge, and stay there 'til I tell you."

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

The Ungooglable Man

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

"We're here!"

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

Living off the griddle

"I'm off the grid."

Desert Island Wind Farm