"The government is comin' to take away our freedom. Barricade yourself inside, Marge, and stay there 'til I tell you."
Off-the-grid Planner Gifts
Looking for a gift for the creative soul who loves to plan away from the grid? Our collection celebrates the off-the-grid enthusiast with humorous and charming products that make every adventure more fun. Whether they’re charting new paths or dreaming of a simpler life, these unique items add a touch of personality and wit to their planning and relaxing moments.
"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."
Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.
"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."
"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"
'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'
"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."
"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."
Inuit post arriving by parachute.
"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"
"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."
Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.
"Living underground is not what it used to be."
It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.
"One day son, all this will be yours."
'You got sticky notes.'
'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'
Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.
"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."
'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'
Desert Island Wind Farm
"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."
'Smart bloke.'
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"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."
"I'm off the grid."
"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."
'It's our first. Don't know where to begin. Haven't even picked out a domain name.'
I've always dreamed of living off the grid.
"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box."
Hermit on island can't escape modern society.
"Bliss, another day of google not being able to steal our data..."
"He abandoned his computer, his pager, his cell phone, his hand-held pilot, his on-board navigation system and for one hour, we were blissfully disconnected."
Sign by house with outside toilet reads: 'Brd, breakfast and flashlight.'
Off-the-grid Planner Gifts Collection
Off-the-grid Planner Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the off-the-grid planner—perfect for sparking morning inspiration or a well-deserved break.
Off-the-grid Planner Pillows
Add a touch of personality to any space with pillows that inspire off-the-grid living—soft, stylish, and whimsically fun.
Off-the-grid Planner Prints
Enhance their environment with prints that embody the spirit of unfiltered exploration—artful, inspiring, and uniquely personal.
Off-the-grid Planner T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate a life beyond the digital—comfortable, witty, and ideal for weekend adventures or casual days.