Off-the-grid Planner Prints

"The government is comin' to take away our freedom. Barricade yourself inside, Marge, and stay there 'til I tell you."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

"One day son, all this will be yours."

'You got sticky notes.'

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

Desert Island Wind Farm

"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."

'Smart bloke.'

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"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

"I'm off the grid."

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

'It's our first. Don't know where to begin. Haven't even picked out a domain name.'

I've always dreamed of living off the grid.

"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box."

Hermit on island can't escape modern society.

"Bliss, another day of google not being able to steal our data..."

"He abandoned his computer, his pager, his cell phone, his hand-held pilot, his on-board navigation system and for one hour, we were blissfully disconnected."

Sign by house with outside toilet reads: 'Brd, breakfast and flashlight.'