Plant-based Planner Gifts

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"We only got six days of funding."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Bad Office Planning

Father Time Management

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'

'Company planning department'

He was forced to take early retirement.

"The government is comin' to take away our freedom. Barricade yourself inside, Marge, and stay there 'til I tell you."

Dreams of Spring...

Popping an idea.

"One day son, all this will be yours."

"Legally, we're a farm."