Plant Planner Gifts

"You forgot to record what you planted, didn't you?"

A Gardener's Calendar: January - This is the most convenient time to work out your plans for the year.

"We only got six days of funding."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Bad Office Planning

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Father Time Management

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Flower seed and Bird seed

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"Of course nobody can make head nor tale of it, but the good news is that it's been nominated for the Turner prize next year."

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'

'Company planning department'

'I don't give a fig about 'relaxed planning regulations' it's got to come down.'