Off-grid Adventurer Gifts

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"So how did you like getting away from it all?"

"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

Internet on a desert island.

"He`s gone off-grid!"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Got Facebook and Twitter, but I forgot to post about being off-the-grid to Instagram.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

The Ungooglable Man

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

Desert Island Wind Farm

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Living off the griddle

"I'm off the grid."

"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"

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"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

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A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

Sunrise