Off-grid Enthusiast Gifts

Rural electrification finally reaches Tarzan's neighborhood with unfortunate consequences.

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Estate sale.

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

'What's all the fuss. I've been living off the grid for years and it hasn't inconvienced me.'

"And to make matters worse, we can't seem to be able to lure a high-end retailer to these parts."

"So what's it like living off the grid?"

"But, you insisted on a home free of wildfires, mudslides and high maintenance costs."

"It's from the Baxters. They just wanted to let us know they've gone off the grid."

"Just how 'out of the way' is this property..?"

"You don't have a computer, you don't have a smartphone, you're not on social media, you don't have a credit card..."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

America Off-line.

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

The Ungooglable Man

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

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"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

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Desert Island Wind Farm

"I'm off the grid."

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."