Off-grid Living Gifts

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"It's so nice to be living off the grid."

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"I'm off the grid."

"Bliss, another day of google not being able to steal our data..."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

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America Off-line.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

The Ungooglable Man

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

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"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

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