Off-grid Living Pillows

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"It's so nice to be living off the grid."

Desert Island Wind Farm

"I'm off the grid."

"Bliss, another day of google not being able to steal our data..."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Solar Panel

America Off-line.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

The Ungooglable Man

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

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The Tiny Houseboat Movement

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."

"So how did you like getting away from it all?"

Hermit on island can't escape modern society.

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

"He abandoned his computer, his pager, his cell phone, his hand-held pilot, his on-board navigation system and for one hour, we were blissfully disconnected."

'My lawyer says this is the best way for me to avoid paying tax.'