Living Off The Grid Pillows

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

Estate sale.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Solar Panel

America Off-line.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

The Ungooglable Man

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

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"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

Desert Island Wind Farm

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

"I'm off the grid."

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."

"So how did you like getting away from it all?"

Hermit on island can't escape modern society.