Moving Off The Grid Pillows

Solar Panel

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

America Off-line.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Got Facebook and Twitter, but I forgot to post about being off-the-grid to Instagram.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"

"I'm off the grid."

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Living off the griddle

Desert Island Wind Farm

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"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

Sunrise

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."

"So how did you like getting away from it all?"

Hermit on island can't escape modern society.

"Bliss, another day of google not being able to steal our data..."