Moving Off The Grid Gifts

Solar Panel

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

America Off-line.

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

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Desert Island Wind Farm

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

"I'm off the grid."

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

Sunrise

"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

Hermit on island can't escape modern society.

"So how did you like getting away from it all?"

"It's so nice to be living off the grid."

"He abandoned his computer, his pager, his cell phone, his hand-held pilot, his on-board navigation system and for one hour, we were blissfully disconnected."