Living Off The Grid Gifts

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

Estate sale.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Solar Panel

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

America Off-line.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

The Ungooglable Man

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

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Desert Island Wind Farm

"I'm off the grid."

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

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"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

It's Rudy's annual treecation – A low-cost vacation spent sitting under his tree. This year, a twist: His gadgets have lost battery life and his portable generator is out … Don't panic. Maybe this is a battery tree. Just leaves. Or maybe there's an outlet. Bark. What kind of tree is this?! Proudly powered by sun and roots.

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."

I've always dreamed of living off the grid.