Going Off-grid Gifts

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"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Solar Panel

America Off-line.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

The Ungooglable Man

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

"I'm off the grid."

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Desert Island Wind Farm

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."

It's Rudy's annual treecation – A low-cost vacation spent sitting under his tree. This year, a twist: His gadgets have lost battery life and his portable generator is out … Don't panic. Maybe this is a battery tree. Just leaves. Or maybe there's an outlet. Bark. What kind of tree is this?! Proudly powered by sun and roots.

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

"So how did you like getting away from it all?"

I've always dreamed of living off the grid.

Hermit on island can't escape modern society.

"Head past the Mobil station, turn right at the dirt road with the old fence post, walk up the trail about 200 yards and you should get two solid bars."

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

'My lawyer says this is the best way for me to avoid paying tax.'