Off The Grid Gifts

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Solar Panel

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Got Facebook and Twitter, but I forgot to post about being off-the-grid to Instagram.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

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"I'm off the grid."

Desert Island Wind Farm

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Living off the griddle

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

It's Rudy's annual treecation – A low-cost vacation spent sitting under his tree. This year, a twist: His gadgets have lost battery life and his portable generator is out … Don't panic. Maybe this is a battery tree. Just leaves. Or maybe there's an outlet. Bark. What kind of tree is this?! Proudly powered by sun and roots.

Sunrise

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."

"So how did you like getting away from it all?"

Hermit on island can't escape modern society.

"It's so nice to be living off the grid."