Off-the-grid Traveler Pillows

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Solar Panel

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

The Ungooglable Man

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

"I'm off the grid."

Desert Island Wind Farm

Sunrise

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."

"So how did you like getting away from it all?"

Hermit on island can't escape modern society.