Off-the-grid Enthusiasts Pillows

The Ungooglable Man

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet...where the hell am I??"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

America Off-line.

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

Desert Island Wind Farm

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

"I'm off the grid."

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

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"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

Sunrise

Hermit on island can't escape modern society.

"So how did you like getting away from it all?"

"Head past the Mobil station, turn right at the dirt road with the old fence post, walk up the trail about 200 yards and you should get two solid bars."

"Bliss, another day of google not being able to steal our data..."