Off-the-grid Enthusiasts Gifts

The Ungooglable Man

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet...where the hell am I??"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

America Off-line.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Got Facebook and Twitter, but I forgot to post about being off-the-grid to Instagram.

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

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The Tiny Houseboat Movement

"I'm off the grid."

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

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"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

Desert Island Wind Farm

Living off the griddle

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

It's Rudy's annual treecation – A low-cost vacation spent sitting under his tree. This year, a twist: His gadgets have lost battery life and his portable generator is out … Don't panic. Maybe this is a battery tree. Just leaves. Or maybe there's an outlet. Bark. What kind of tree is this?! Proudly powered by sun and roots.

Sunrise

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."

Hermit on island can't escape modern society.

"So how did you like getting away from it all?"