Off-grid Enthusiasts Gifts

"It would seem we can have good wi-fi or be free-range but we can't have both."

Family living in a freight train.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

America Off-line.

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

The Ungooglable Man

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

Desert Island Wind Farm

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

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The Tiny Houseboat Movement

"I'm off the grid."

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."

Hermit on island can't escape modern society.

"So how did you like getting away from it all?"

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

'My lawyer says this is the best way for me to avoid paying tax.'

"He abandoned his computer, his pager, his cell phone, his hand-held pilot, his on-board navigation system and for one hour, we were blissfully disconnected."