"Don't think of it as having no computer or phone. Think of it as having the ultimate data breach security program."
Off-the-grid Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for an inspiring gift for the off-the-grid lover? Our unique collection captures the essence of living independently, embracing nature, and loving the simple life. Perfect for adventurers and dreamers who value self-reliance and the great outdoors.
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"Living underground is not what it used to be."
'My lawyer says this is the best way for me to avoid paying tax.'
"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."
Rookie Mistake
"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"
"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."
Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back
"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."
America Off-line.
"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."
"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."
"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."
It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.
Inuit post arriving by parachute.
"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."
"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."
Got Facebook and Twitter, but I forgot to post about being off-the-grid to Instagram.
"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"
'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'
"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."
It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.
Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.
"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."
The Ungooglable Man
"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"
'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'
"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."
"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."
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Living off the griddle
A*se End of Nowhere POPULATION: YOU
The Tiny Houseboat Movement
"I'm off the grid."
Off-the-grid Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Off-the-grid Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of off-the-grid enthusiast mugs and find the perfect coffee companion for their outdoor mornings.
Off-the-grid Enthusiast Pillows
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Off-the-grid Enthusiast Prints
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Off-the-grid Enthusiast T-Shirts
Browse our off-the-grid enthusiast t-shirts to wear their love for independence and adventure everywhere they go.