Off-the-grid Enthusiast Gifts

"Don't think of it as having no computer or phone. Think of it as having the ultimate data breach security program."

Google vous cherche!

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'My lawyer says this is the best way for me to avoid paying tax.'

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

Rookie Mistake

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

America Off-line.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

The Ungooglable Man

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

Desert Island Wind Farm

"I'm off the grid."

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

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"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

Sunrise

"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."