Off-the-grid Adventurers Gifts

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Solar Panel

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

America Off-line.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Got Facebook and Twitter, but I forgot to post about being off-the-grid to Instagram.

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

The back of the Taj Mahal.

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

The Ungooglable Man

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

"I'm off the grid."

Living off the griddle

A*se End of Nowhere POPULATION: YOU

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

Desert Island Wind Farm

Sunrise

It's Rudy's annual treecation – A low-cost vacation spent sitting under his tree. This year, a twist: His gadgets have lost battery life and his portable generator is out … Don't panic. Maybe this is a battery tree. Just leaves. Or maybe there's an outlet. Bark. What kind of tree is this?! Proudly powered by sun and roots.

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

"So how did you like getting away from it all?"