"Okay, we've text, tweeted and emailed the old man. Does anyone know Morse code?"
Off-the-grid Survivalist Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks to the rugged spirit of the off-the-grid survivalist? Our collection features humorous and practical items designed for those who thrive in nature, value independence, and enjoy self-reliance. Perfect for outdoor lovers, campers, and adventurers, these gifts celebrate the rugged, resourceful life and bring a touch of wit to their self-sufficient lifestyle.
"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"
"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."
"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."
Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back
Solar Panel
"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."
"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."
"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."
"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."
Inuit post arriving by parachute.
It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.
"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."
"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."
Got Facebook and Twitter, but I forgot to post about being off-the-grid to Instagram.
"Living underground is not what it used to be."
"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"
"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."
'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'
"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."
It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.
Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.
"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"
'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'
"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."
Living off the griddle
A*se End of Nowhere POPULATION: YOU
"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."
"I'm off the grid."
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"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"
The Tiny Houseboat Movement
"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."
Desert Island Wind Farm
"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."
Off-the-grid Survivalist Gifts Collection
Off-the-grid Survivalist Mugs
Discover a range of mugs that celebrate the rugged outdoor lifestyle of the off-the-grid survivalist. Perfect for hot drinks after a day in the wilderness, they add a dash of humor and character to every sip.
Off-the-grid Survivalist Pillows
Find cozy pillows that bring the spirit of the wild into any home or cabin. With fun and inspiring designs, these pillows are a great gift for off-the-grid lovers.
Off-the-grid Survivalist Prints
Decorate their retreat with striking prints inspired by outdoor life. Perfect for adding personality and adventure to cabins or nature-inspired interiors.
Off-the-grid Survivalist T-Shirts
Explore t-shirts designed for the wilderness enthusiast. These witty and comfortable shirts are ideal for outdoor adventures or casual wear for the off-the-grid survivalist.