Off-the-grid Traveler T-Shirts

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Solar Panel

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Got Facebook and Twitter, but I forgot to post about being off-the-grid to Instagram.

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

The Ungooglable Man

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

Desert Island Wind Farm

Living off the griddle

A*se End of Nowhere POPULATION: YOU

"I'm off the grid."

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

It's Rudy's annual treecation – A low-cost vacation spent sitting under his tree. This year, a twist: His gadgets have lost battery life and his portable generator is out … Don't panic. Maybe this is a battery tree. Just leaves. Or maybe there's an outlet. Bark. What kind of tree is this?! Proudly powered by sun and roots.

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

Sunrise

"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."