Off-the-grid Adventurer Pillows

'On the plus side this lifestyle produces no data for them to get their hands on.'

"I guess I just like living out under the stars and hunting for what I eat. Plus, I had a ton of credit-card debt."

Sunrise

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Solar Panel

"Who can we call?"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

The Ungooglable Man

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

"So how did you like getting away from it all?"

Hermit on island can't escape modern society.

"He abandoned his computer, his pager, his cell phone, his hand-held pilot, his on-board navigation system and for one hour, we were blissfully disconnected."

Sign by house with outside toilet reads: 'Brd, breakfast and flashlight.'