Off-the-grid Explorers Pillows

"Uber will be here a week from tomorrow at 2:17 PM."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Solar Panel

America Off-line.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Giraffe Selfie

Island of Lost Guys.

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Headphone swing

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Planet of the Ants

Got Facebook and Twitter, but I forgot to post about being off-the-grid to Instagram.

I can be upgraded, can you?

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

The Ungooglable Man

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"

Living off the griddle

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

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The Three Kings use sat nav to find the baby Jesus.